May 24, 2013

PHOTO: Amanda Bynes' Mug Shot



According to TMZ, Amanda Bynes had to remove her wig before posing for her mug shot last night, following an episode where she was arrested for allegedly throwing her bong out of the window.

Her mug shot reveals a short boyish haircut and a not-so-pleased look.

Courtesy of TMZ
THOUGHTS? I think this is a prime opportunity for Lindsay Lohan to swing into the mix and make herself look like Mother Teresa. Isn't that what Charlie Sheen did for Lilo?  On the other hand, I'm not sure what makes Amanda Bynes that different from public pot smoking Miley Cyrus. Who, by the way, also cut her hair short and dyed it platinum with not so much as a 'boo' from the media.  What's up with the double standard here?


TV TimeZ: Memorial Day Weekend


WHAT SHOULD I WATCH FRIDAY?

ABC: 20/20 
FOX:Brain Games:Blow Your Mind
NBC: Rock Center with Brian Williams


WHAT SHOULD I WATCH SUNDAY?

Travel Channel:  Rock My RV with Bret Michaels at 9p
BET: The Sheards at 8p
Bravo: The Kandi Factory at 10p
E!: Married to Jonas at 10p
NBC: Smash at 9p

May 22, 2013

TV TimeZ: May 22


What should I watch tonight?

FOX: MasterChef at 8p
CBS: Criminal Minds at 9p
ID: Motives & Murders at 9p
NBC: Dateline NBC, Law & Order:SVU at 9p, Chicago Fire at 10p
ABC: The Middle, Family Tools, Modern Family, How to Live with Your Parents, Nashville
CBS: Criminal Minds
CW: Love Happens

Some Facebook Status Updates Are Worth a Mention: May 21




You know when you go to give someone a compliment and you take it a little too far and it borders on creepy and uncomfortable? That seems to be my M.O.

Seriously, what is the purpose of unscented deoderant?

the brief, magical NYC moment where the grass is really green, the smells haven't permeated the subway, and office ACs aren't cranked up to -80 degrees.
the brief, magical NYC moment where the grass is really green, the smells haven't permeated the subway, and office ACs aren't cranked up to -80 degrees.





























Ticket collector on train: "Sir, I'd like for everyone to make every seat available. Can you put your bag on the overhead rack?" Me: "Yeah and I'd like to not have to sit next to some asshole mouth breather. I'd like you to get me to Connecticut without colliding with another train. We can't always get what we want."

I might not be a pharmacist, but I'm pretty sure those penis enlargement pills at the gas station don't actually work. And any guy buying those pills probably has bigger problems than the size of their dick.

I'm at a charity gala-thing at someone's home. It's half Real Housewives of New Jersey, half Atlanta, and just a touch of OC. It's amazing.













May 21, 2013

Video: Oklahoma Tornado Victim Finds Her Missing Dog LIVE on TV



Watch this heartwarming video of an Oklahoma resident, and victim of the tornado, as she's interviewed by a CBS news crew. At around 1:40 seconds, something magical happens.



Now my questions:

  1. Why did NO ONE from CBS try and help her get the dog out? Shame on you!
  2. How long was the dog there? I feel like this is a very big deal and no one was like, "Holy shit! This is amazing!!!" Am I right here???
Your thoughts? Also, I'm really happy they've found Toto. But, it's such a shame that Dorothy's really let herself go. #ZING

*Thank you to Kevin Gondres for the share

TV TimeZ: May 21


What should I watch tonight?


Lifetime: Extreme Moms at 9p
Oxygen: Bad Girls All Star Battle at 9p 
BET: The Game at 10p
TLC: 19 Kids and Counting at 9p
NBC: Grimm at 10p
ABC: The Bachelor: The Bachelor's Funniest Moments, Dancing with the Stars: The Results Show
FOX: So You Think You Can Dance 
NBC: The Voice, Grimm

Some Facebook Status Updates Are Worth a Mention: May 20


You people made me laugh today:


Just got a, "courtesy wave" from a baby in a car seat..

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Never forget how easily simple phrases can make a person's day. "I love you." "Have a great day." "Why don't I write you a prescription for codeine-laced cough syrup."